A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
She’s like Thor
Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD
oh god i can hear them both oh heavens
(Source: neon-bats, via fishfingerslovecustard)
This is so perfect I just read it in both of their voices omg
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY