A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”
“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”
Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance