A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
So, the scientists at CERN working with the Large Hadron Collider have (very likely) discovered the elusive Higgs Boson! This is a theoretical particle that is the reason things have mass, and is a majorly huge discovery. You should totally check out the LHC Rap to celebrate ^_^