A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
THE GOAT SIMULATOR LAUNCH TRAILER IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
OH MY GOD
"I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." ~ Christopher Hitchens
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”
That was the most brilliant Supernatural takeover I’ve seen in a while.
The largest and blackest cockerel Nanny had ever seen had settled on Mrs Gogol’s shoulder. It turned on her the most intelligent stare she had ever seen on a bird.
'My word,' she said, taken aback. 'That's the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've seen a few in my time.'
—Terry Pratchett, “Witches Abroad” (via setsubi)
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
The real reason the plant moved.
Now this is a hiatus
Asking, “So how did you get the job you have now?” is a great way to learn about some of the outdated, unhelpful ways people used to get jobs 15 years ago.