dahliasheng:

I’m sorry. I couldn’t control myself.

(via druunkduuctions)

officiallyhilarious:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

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look how suspicious that looks

(via shyandsmiley)

ag-sketch:

pizzaforpresident:

THE GOAT SIMULATOR LAUNCH TRAILER IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

OH MY GOD

(via doctornoname98)

cartoonpolitics:

"I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." ~ Christopher Hitchens

cartoonpolitics:

"I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." ~ Christopher Hitchens

(via wilwheaton)

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

(Source: gallifreyfieldsforever, via god-yes-sherlock)

socialismartnature:




This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

socialismartnature:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

(via we-are-star-stuff)

idontlikeyourcat:

heavenandhellcastiel:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

heavenandhellcastiel:

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lol look they finally found god. 

THEY FINALLY FOUND GOD

That was the most brilliant Supernatural takeover I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: jaclynnicolee, via good-men-dont-kill)

The largest and blackest cockerel Nanny had ever seen had settled on Mrs Gogol’s shoulder. It turned on her the most intelligent stare she had ever seen on a bird.

'My word,' she said, taken aback. 'That's the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've seen a few in my time.'

—Terry Pratchett, “Witches Abroad” (via setsubi)

(via fuckyeahterrypratchett)

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via wiccanwarrior)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via xsarahelizabeth)

theonion:

Asking, “So how did you get the job you have now?” is a great way to learn about some of the outdated, unhelpful ways people used to get jobs 15 years ago. 

theonion:

Asking, “So how did you get the job you have now?” is a great way to learn about some of the outdated, unhelpful ways people used to get jobs 15 years ago. 

Oh god I need to share this with the world

ever4far:

kewilom:

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i love story time on tumblr

(via coldwinterrose)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY