A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
Did I reglog this already? Idc I’m doin’ it anyway.
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
—Robin Sharma (via gezel)
Half of the women I spoke to said , would he admit that’s he’s bit of a sexist, misogynistic — he sees women only in sexual terms? (x)
This is it, this is how I’m going to explain privilege to the next one.
THOSE LAST TWO GIF THOUGH. MALE FEMINISTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE. I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEXIST BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO WOMEN IF THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING YOU SAID/DID IS PROBLEMATIC AND TAKE IT TO HEART, THANK YOU!
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.
This reminds me of a great Rick and Morty episode where a Needful Things shop moves into town with ironically cursed merchandise and they set up a shop across the street that removes the ironic curses, leaving people with the things they wanted. Great show.