A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.
Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, a truly extraordinary woman.
I GOT SO MAD ONCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT ROSALIND FRANKLIN.
I want to see that episode. Where everyone calls them Sam and Dean and they’re all “no you don’t understand we’re actors OH GOD JARED GET THE SALT” and they just kind of have to survive while Misha flagrantly abuses his angel powers.
Like the opposite of The French Mistake. Oh god yes. This needs to happen and it needs to happen nOW.
SOMEONE TELL MISHA
I love how when we come up with these ideas, someone is always like, “GO TELL MISHA.” Like he’s going to make it happen for us lol.
TWEET IT TO HIM
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
i just love how jack wears both suspenders AND a belt
it’s like otherwise he wouldn’t be able to keep his pants on even for a second
Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one soBut is itillegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
Hey, not falling down is an integral part of the sport and he did that better than anyone he was competing against. Totally legit win.
Linguistics, University of New Mexico
"Incompatible Hero: Why Jack Harkness Couldn’t Stay on the TARDIS."