A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
This actually happened one time between two guys at the school I used to go to. They were always at each others throats and threatening each other, and one day one of the school administrators took them into an empty classroom and said, “Go at it.”
And they just looked at each other awkwardly and started giggling.
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THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
THE GOAT SIMULATOR LAUNCH TRAILER IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
OH MY GOD
"I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." ~ Christopher Hitchens
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”