A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
—Charles Bukowski (via beardedmusing)
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
I deduce there is nothing under my microscope
I laughed way too hard at this.
New headcanon - Looking into the microscope is Sherlock’s equivalent of a kid putting their fingers in their ears and going “la la la I can’t hear you”
So whenever John nags him about leaving heads in the fridge or toes in the sink or something, he goes and “looks busy” on the microscope, even if there’s nothing there.
John’s totally aware of what he’s doing, but he finds it too amusing and endearing to call Sherlock out on it.
“la la la I can’t hear you”
Jesus… this fandom…
Heh, you big dummy.
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
The top 1% makes half the nations wealth. That means they should be paying half the nations taxes. That’s not “punishing the wealthy”… It’s math.
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
#We do have to clean up the boomer’s mess and im bitter as hell over it too#its not like you left us with unregulated industry a devastated environment out of control spending or multiple wars#nah.#its fine#we’ll deal with it
whats perfect about jack harkness is he doesnt hit on everyone because he has low standards he just really thinks everyone is hot
#always remember #no matter who you are #or where you are #or what you think of yourself #captain jack harkness thinks you’re hot #and would most likely #should the oppurtunity present itself #fuck you
Felicia Day with the TARDIS. Your argument is invalid.
Osric Chau with the TARDIS, a puppy and Christmas lights
Mark Sheppard and Jared Padalecki with the Tardis
this is why Sam Winchester can never be the Doctor’s companion
Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.
Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, a truly extraordinary woman.
I GOT SO MAD ONCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT ROSALIND FRANKLIN.