A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.
THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!
She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.
Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.
Mary is a cat lover.
And now her initials are “MEW.”
This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”
If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.
Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
This actually happened one time between two guys at the school I used to go to. They were always at each others throats and threatening each other, and one day one of the school administrators took them into an empty classroom and said, “Go at it.”
And they just looked at each other awkwardly and started giggling.
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THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR