A compendium of bullshit dredged from the dark depths of the internet, and compiled in the darker, deeper depths of my disturbed mind. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime. And a shot of tequila. And do so off of a body. And take pictures. And send them to me. And you are not supposed to start a sentence with "and."
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
It’s almost like you shouldn’t try to live by a 2,000 year old book if you don’t understand the context it was written in.(via gwenofthesea)
That awkward moment when the king of hell has more integrity than you.
That awkward moment when the King Of Hell has more integrity than most angels.
That awkward moment when the King of Hell has more integrity than most everyone.
This is so accurate it hurts.
(Source: , via we-are-star-stuff)
Here’s a fist bump from Osric.
If you’re ever having a bad day just remember that Osric thinks you’re awesome.
The most dangerous neighborhood in NYC. And how to tell which guys are probably criminals.
'Star Drunk,' a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)
Written drunk. Acted drunk.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
Can we start a petition to turn this into a full length movie?
if you need any further reason to watch The Five Doctors Reboot (FDR) they got John Barrowman in it and showed that he was secretly a straight guy with a wife and kids i fucking love Peter Davison
British TV: where three men aged from 62-70 are horrified and shocked - not because they discovered a man is secretly gay - but because they discovered he’s secretly straight.